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		<title>A little humor for the start of your week&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://cmcgill.wordpress.com/2008/03/24/a-little-humor-for-the-start-of-your-week/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 00:54:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I teach middle school and I love it.  One of the things that I enjoy so much is that I can be myself and they&#8217;re okay with it.  I can be really weird.  Anyone who knows you will confirm that!
One moment I can be carrying on a normal conversation and then crack [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cmcgill.wordpress.com&blog=814470&post=78&subd=cmcgill&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>I teach middle school and I love it.  One of the things that I enjoy so much is that I can be myself and they&#8217;re okay with it.  I can be really weird.  Anyone who knows you will confirm that!</p>
<p>One moment I can be carrying on a normal conversation and then crack a joke.  I might start laughing at a comment I thought in my head.  I might walk by a student and tap them on one shoulder and run the other way.  One of my favorites is to accidentally bump them while they&#8217;re writing.  I&#8217;m asking for it then because their writing is so sloppy, but it&#8217;s fun.  It eases the tension and allows me to be me and hopefully it allows them to relax.  </p>
<p>Just to be fair, I don&#8217;t do this to everyone &#8211; just most of them.  All kidding aside, I want to make sure that I don&#8217;t humiliate them so I do try to be very aware of how they might respond.  I will never intentionally humiliate a student.  However, a little embarrassment can sometimes be good for the soul.  </p>
<p>I&#8217;ve been known to miss my stool and fall on the floor!</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve been known to throw tennis balls at students.  Usually they are paying attention!</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve even been known to spew coffee all over the front row if I start laughing too hard.  That one, by the way, was not done on purpose!  </p>
<p>The more I write the more I realize this post is begging for some philosophical explanation but I&#8217;m going to resist for now.  All I want to do is share a few of the humorous thoughts that I have found and used over time.  Only one of them is mine and I have no clue where the others came from.  But I&#8217;ve certainly enjoyed them!</p>
<p><strong>And now onto the humor&#8230;</strong></p>
<p><em>If you say the word &#8220;yellow&#8221; slow enough it sounds like the word &#8220;gullible.&#8221;  </em></p>
<p><em>When does 1&#215;1=12?</em></p>
<p><em>Which is correct grammar?  Seven plus five <strong>IS </strong>thirteen or seven plus five <strong>ARE</strong> thirteen?</em></p>
<p><em>&#8220;I see said the blind man to the deaf dog as he picked up his hammer and saw.&#8221;</em></p>
<p><em>Never argue with a dumb person.  They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.  </em></p>
<p><strong>And my personal favorite:</strong> </p>
<p><em>Ask me if I&#8217;m a tree.  When you ask me, by the way, the answer is no.<br />
</em><br />
You can&#8217;t say you weren&#8217;t warned!</p>
<p>If you don&#8217;t know the answer to some of those leave me a comment and maybe I&#8217;ll enlighten you.</p>
<p>Either way, enjoy your week!</p>
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		<title>Time to loosen up</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2008 03:25:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have had an amazing time tonight.  Do you know why?  It&#8217;s because I&#8217;ve been laughing!  That&#8217;s it, just laughing.  I started watching videos tonight on YouTube and I just busted up.  Most of the videos I was watching were from the Skit Guys.  These guys are really funny [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cmcgill.wordpress.com&blog=814470&post=44&subd=cmcgill&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>I have had an amazing time tonight.  Do you know why?  It&#8217;s because I&#8217;ve been laughing!  That&#8217;s it, just laughing.  I started watching videos tonight on <a href="http://www.youtube.com/">YouTube</a> and I just busted up.  Most of the videos I was watching were from the <a href="http://www.skitguys.com">Skit Guys</a>.  These guys are really funny and they pack a powerful message too.  </p>
<p>It helped me to realize that maybe I can be a little uptight sometimes.  Sometimes I take things too seriously.  Sometimes I take myself too seriously.  Then I begin to think too much and it just consumes me.  </p>
<p>Tonight, I also had a fresh realization that I love what I do.  I love working with youth.  Sure, it has its moments, but I enjoy working as both a teacher and as a youth pastor.  How many people can say they love <span id="more-44"></span>their jobs?  I can.</p>
<p><strong>&#8220;Anxiety in a man&#8217;s heart weights him down, but a good word makes him glad (Proverbs 12:25, ESV).&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;A joyful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones (Proverbs 17:22, ESV).&#8221;</strong></p>
<p>These 2 verses could not be more appropriate.  I probably don&#8217;t laugh enough.  I need to relax and laugh more.</p>
<p>How about you?  Do you get weighed down by life?  Do you enjoy what you do?  When is the last time you laughed so hard tears rolled down your face?</p>
<p>Some of you may not be able to do that right now.  For those who are truly lamenting over a painful situation I empathize with you.  Please take heart and know that, ultimately, your sorrow will soon be turned to joy (Revelation 21:4).  I pray that God will give you His strength.  </p>
<p>For everyone else, may I humbly suggest something?  Do something just because it&#8217;s funny.  Laugh at yourself, rent a funny video, go to the local mall and just watch the quirky things that people do.  </p>
<p>Loosen up, love God, and love others.</p>
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